Should I be #shirtlessbrogramming?

The 11 Commandments of "Programming":

1. Programmers use the technology that gets the job done. We don't focus on hipness. We fucking do work and make money.
2. Exercise. We do it and we work out more than our vanity muscles.
3. Caffeine. Of course, that is a given once you are over the age of 18.
4. We actually write tests and try and follow the test driven development way. Only assholes ship shit to production without testing it. Man up and test your shit before making my life hell trying to undo your fuck-ups.
5. Dubstep? Really? Fuck, we back in junior high again? Listen to real music.
6. Continuous deployment, sure when you have competent developers. See #4 above.
7. Shirts are NEVER optional. If you want to hang out with dudes with your shirt off go to the beach.... asshole. I don't want to see your bitch tits and muffin top. In fact, see #2 above.
8. We sit. We relax. Chairs are nice, they support the back.
9. Breakfast. Very important. But only an idiot thinks steak and eggs for breakfast everyday is smart. Programmers eat a healthy breakfast that keeps us alert, not ready for nap time.
10. Beer. I drink it when I want. I am an adult. Beer o'clock? Really? Fuck off.
11. Real programmers aren't assholes. We don't wear sunglasses inside, we don't pop collars, and we don't make up fucking stupid words while posting assine photos of ourselves. We code. We ship products. We make money. We go home to our wives / girlfriends and laugh at all you "brogramming" idiots.

Confused? See the source of this "brogramming" bullshit here: bostinnovation